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We hope you’ll find Nonsek.com to be a fun, thought-provoking place to visit, browse, shop, and exchange ideas. But into every fun place a little legalese must fall. By visiting Nonsek.com, you signify your agreement to Terms & Conditions as well as the Nonsek Privacy Policy.

Use. This website is offered solely for your personal, noncommercial use. You may not copy or distribute any portion of the site, including but not limited to, artist images, logos, and remixed art in any medium, without our written permission.

Account. You must create an account in order to access some features of this site. You may not use someone else’s account, nor may you allow anyone else to use your account. By creating an account, you certify that the information you provide is complete and accurate, and that you’ll keep your username and password to yourself.

Decorum. We’re not a very decorous bunch. But since this site is for public viewing, we’ve tried to keep things reasonably clean. When registered, we ask that you do the same when posting comments on our product pages or on the Nonsek Nation blog. If we come across a comment we deem profane or offensive, we’ll delete it. We’d hate for a wayward swear to kill an otherwise insightful contribution, so we encourage you to stay on the civil side of the line. Trust us: if we can do it, you can do it.

Search engines. We allow search engines to cruise our site. They have access to all publicly viewable information on our site, including information you, the user, may have contributed to the site.

Other sites. We may provide links to artist and other sites we find useful, interesting, or just plain weird. If you choose to visit those links, you do so at your own risk. Nonsek has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party websites. If that makes you nervous, do NOT visit the external links.

Copyright. The content on this website is owned by or licensed to Nonsek, subject to copyright and other intellectual property rights under United States and foreign laws and international conventions. Nonsek is not responsible for ensuring that artwork provided by an artist belongs to them and that they have ownership rights to that art. All third party content is provided to Nonsek with the understanding, under contract, that the third party has the ownership rights to do so. If we become aware that images or content is subject to trademark, copyright or ownership dispute, Nonsek will first notify the content provider, then remove that content until a review is complete. For those posting written content on Nonsek.com, you certify that you own the rights to post that content.

Patent Pending. Nonsek takes intellectual property rights seriously. Nonsek has a detailed patent strategy and is pursuing patent protection for various aspects of the Nonsek Machine. That is fancy for, "we will hunt you down if you take our stuff". The big all-caps disclaimer. The following can best be summed up thusly: we are not responsible for any negative consequences that may result from your use of this website or any of its content or products. Now, retroactively, and in perpetuity, whatever that means. But feel free to wade through the all-caps swamp if you like:

IN NO EVENT SHALL NONSEK, OR ANY PARENT, SUBSIDIARY, AFFILIATE, DIRECTOR, OFFICER, EMPLOYEE, LICENSOR, DISTRIBUTOR, SUPPLIER, AGENT, RESELLER, OWNER, OR OPERATOR OF NONSEK, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM ANY (I)ERRORS, MISTAKES, OR INACCURACIES OF CONTENT, PERSONAL INJURY OR PROPERTY DAMAGE, OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER, RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO AND USE OF OUR WEBSITE, (III) ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR USE OF OUR SECURE SERVERS AND ANY AND ALL PERSONAL INFORMATION STORED THEREIN, (IV) ANY INTERRUPTION OR CESSATION OF TRANSMISSION TO OR FROM OUR WEBSITE, (IV) ANY BUGS, VIRUSES, TROJAN HORSES, OR THE LIKE, WHICH MAY BE TRANSMITTED TO OR THROUGH OUR WEBSITE BY ANY THIRD PARTY, AND/OR (V) ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY CONTENT OR FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND INCURRED AS A RESULT OF YOUR USE OF ANY CONTENT POSTED, EMAILED, TRANSMITTED, OR OTHERWISE MADE AVAILABLE VIA THE WEBSITE, WHETHER BASED ON WARRANTY, CONTRACT, TORT, OR ANY OTHER LEGAL THEORY, AND WHETHER OR NOT THE COMPANY IS ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. THE FOREGOING LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW IN THE APPLICABLE JURISDICTION.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled browsing. Enjoy!

Terms of Use updated September 2009.